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Poetry n Prose


Quotes from the chalkboard
(as they were jotted down)

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If I know who originated the quote I will specify.

  • People, like boats, toot loudest when they're in a fog.
  • Sarcasm: Barbed wire.
  • Education is what you get from reading the small print.  Experience is what you get from not reading it.
  • Push, Pull, or get out of the way.
  • He who sleeps much, learns little.
  • The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
  • The lucky rabbit's foot is still on the rabbit.
  • The trouble with people who talk to o fast is that often they say something they haven't thought of yet.
  • If life were a bed of roses, some people wouldn't be happy until they developed an allergy.
  • One advantage of living in the past--it's cheaper.
  • He who is content merely to ride on other's coattails will always find himself bringing up the rear.
  • A secret is your slave if you keep it, your master if you lose it.
  • Patience is something you admire greatly in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead of you.
  • Loves first cousin--trust. ---Eric Evareid, CBS
  • Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.--Ted Roosevelt
  • Astronomy is over your head. --Dave Thomas
  • Geometry is easy as Pi. --Tim Walters.
  • Oceanography is researched in depth. --Susie Hellyer
  • One fellow claims he never loses his temper.  But he admits, "Occasionally I do mislay it."
  • As long as you have a window, life is exciting.-  Gladys Taber
  • Just be glad you're not getting all the government you're paying for. --Will Rogers
  • It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time.
  • Road maps tell motorists everything he wants to know except how to fold them up again.
  • Little things console us because little things afflict us. --Blaise Pascal
  • the sum total of our national debt is sum total. --Mack McGinnis
  • The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking. --Chris Morley
  • Appreciation is the memory of the heart.
  • Success is often just an idea away. --Frank Tyger
  • On the first day of spring my true love gave to me: five packs of seeds, four sacks of fertilizer, three cans of weed killer, two bottles of insect spray, and a pruning knife for the pear trees. --Dick West

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