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Poetry n Prose


Quotes from the chalkboard
(as they were jotted down)

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If I know who originated the quote I will specify.

  • When you have nothing to say, say nothing.
  • Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of hard-working man's success.
  • Remember the good old days when mail was delivered for three cents--instead of lost for 20.
  • You are educated if you can do what you ought, whether you want to do  it or not.
  • Failure is the path of lest persistence.
  • A sows ear may not make a silk purse, but a good calf can do a lot for a stocking.
  • The oldest, shortest words--"yes" and "no"--are those that require the most thought.
  • Character is like the foundation to a house--it is below the surface.
  • Honorable parent wishes son to have all those things he never had when he was a boy--including 5 A's on a report card.
  • Sure, God created man before woman.  But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
  • If you give a woman an inch, she will park her car in it.
  • Men may be smarter than women, but you never see a woman marry a dumb man just because he has a good figure.
  • The door to success is labeled push.
  • Triumph is just umph added to try.
  • A friend is a present you give yourself.
  • Uncle Sam says there are 78 million people employed.  He didn't say how many are working.
  • Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.
  • Some students drink deeply at the fountain of knowledge.  Others only gargle.
  • Old age is when your back goes out more than you do.
  • Laziness:  The habit of resting before fatigue sets in.
  • A boyfriend is a fellow who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness.
  • Marrying for money costs too much.
  • Time, like a snowflake, disappears while we're trying to decide what to do with it.
  • Blessed are the perfect, for they are female.
  • Your daughter is growing up when she starts dressing more slowly and dialing faster.
  • The battle of the sexes will never be won by either side.  There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
  • Do you come with a solution or are you part of the problem.
  • Our chief want in life is somebody who will make us do what we can do.--Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Most women's magazines have 50 pages of recipes and 50 pages of diets.
  • Quien mucho duermo, poco aprendo.

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